Attention all blokes!!!

[DMC]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4468884.stm

 

[GT2Dan]

as far as i could see from the article this applies to women also. so take your date to a smokey bar. sit 50m away from her... and feed her alco pops through a straw and bob's your uncle.

 

[SUMO]

I went on a heath and safety course once and apart from the bloke running the course telling us how to make bombs, he also told us how to get your new date drunk after just a few drinks. Drive her back to your place or wherever wash the car windows and put the air vents on her! The ethylene glycol mix in the window washers accelerates the effect of the alcohol and she’s all yours!