Proof that Chav's exist in France

[Chris]

Tuning show down the road from me...

Some not too bad jobs others where really bad...

Met some guys there from Belgium, who gave me the low down on the Belgium Police and where to get tyres from...

These are not too bad given the range of cars

 

[top brake]

any more of the orange Fiat Coupe?

that is feckin terrible

 

[Chris]

These are really bad taste or just bad

 

[Chris]

I still can't work out what this car started life as...

 

[top brake]

These are really bad taste or just bad

what the hell is it with the feathers

 

[Viper]

I still can't work out what this car started life as...

A renault?

I reckon the Beetle has potential

 

[Glenn Mc]

Did you show them some quality with your Turbo mate

 

[InsBro]

I still can't work out what this car started life as...

One of those Chrysler Bentley wanabe things?

 

[Chris]

Did you show them some quality with your Turbo mate

I entered the sorzt SPL noise test competition....came 5th....108.8db

 

[Chris]

I reckon the Beetle has potential

You're right about the bug...

 

[Thorney]

Caption competition:

"Is it cos I is fat or cos my car is shit?"

 

[Oirish Kev]

I still can't work out what this car started life as...

Renault 21.

I believe theyre not alowed to modify their engines? Hence them going apeshit on their bodywork.

 

[top brake]

Caption competition:

"Is it cos I is fat or cos my car is shit?"

"OMG what have I done to my car "

 

[Maxine]

Caption competition:

"Last night he said he loved me... but I cant find him anywhere now."

 

[Chris]

Renault 21.

I believe theyre not alowed to modify their engines? Hence them going apeshit on their bodywork.

They are now, or no one takes any notice...

 

[Chris]

Caption competition:

"Is it cos I is fat or cos my car is shit?"

"He said he was 'going for he Crack' and I've not seen him since'...

 

[Oirish Kev]

Caption competition:

what do you mean it resembles my pussy?

 

[daz]

Lying bastards on 911uk, I was told I would my user name and IP ban lifted it I did this:wall

 

[Phatgixer]

I got down and friendly with a buch of chavvy young 'uns on Saturday. My 205 is being fettled by the son of Peugeot Dealer DP who drinks in my local boozer and both compete in rallies with nicely prepped 106s

I turned up to see progress on Saturday morning and there was a little hungover crew with some 5 106s and a couple of Saxos all Halfords up...

Gawd. I was in the RS, so you can imagine the conversation.

Wikkid car, mate blah blah blah. But, to be fair, most of them were nice lads who were incensed at the fact that Porsche experimented with their customers on 996 PCCBs. Wrong, innit, know wot I meen?

Checked out my car in the workshop with the (sensible) lad and he is doing a great job. Removing everything, brushing it down re-painting and fettling and re-fitting. And I just pay for the parts. Brilliant!

I look at his P&J, a rally prepped but road legal 106 Rallye. It is fantastic. He then urges me to look at his mate's car, a silver grey 106 with OZ rims (and blacked out glass ). I check the tyres, 888s, and it seems to sit quite square and hoggy. He lifts the bonnet. A work of art. Throttle bodies, hand made manifold etc etc. A 'homemade Longman' . The little 1.6 gives 204bhp. And it weighs 877kgs, wet. Hmmm, when it revs it has that something that tells you it is pukka, and I am mildly impressed as he has also put 306 GTi/6 brakes on it and Bilstein dampers. He is only 21 and done it all himself.

I then saw him drive it up the road and I thought we might not be seeing too much of him in te future. It was DIRE! Clearly too fast into a bend, brake lights ablaze mid corner and finishes off on the wrong side of the road..... Gawd.

I'll keep my eyes peeled for the little fooker and avoid him.

 

[Oirish Kev]

I bet you saw yourself some 30 years ago in him didnt you