If you cracked a smile or laughed own up

[Nat]

@ Marko

 

[DMC]

New Invalid Parking Scheme launched in Brighton..

 

[jcremonini]

"Drive-in funeral service attracts first customer"

 

[Nat]

"Drive-in funeral service attracts first customer"

Stop making me laugh, it hurts :finger

 

[DMC]

Ken Livingstone denies roads in dire state in London.

 

[jcremonini]

"Honestly, officer, I was driving past that building site and heard 'shows us your tits' and crashed while obliging - how was I to know they meant that long legged blonde girl ?!"

 

[Marko]

"Drive-in funeral service attracts first customer"

LMAO!!!! Classic!!


"Local council 'high-capacity gutter' trials condemned as 'irresponsible'"

 

[InsBro]

Superman's granny blames Lex Luthor

 

[Phatgixer]

Some brash young chap asked her for some dosh.

He said, "lend us a tenner-Lady?"

She tried to oblige, but slipped on her own piss whilst trying to remove the said gusset guard.

 

[Phatgixer]

Am I banned?

 

[Rosco]

A good read if i do say so myself!

Just putting my ribs back in place!