If you cracked a smile or laughed own up

[InsBro]

 

[Nat]

This went around my office as a caption contest the other month...

looks like she tried to steer into the slide though

 

[Chris]

I did....

 

[Marko]

I put the oil on the pavement...........

 

[Maxine]

 

[jcremonini]

This went around my office as a caption contest the other month...

"After a night of alcohol fuelled passion with Nathan, Doris decided, against better advice, that she was fit to drive at 9:30am and headed for home..."

James.

 

[Chris]

"In the Cold light of day, Doris now realises her ring lines are not as tight as they used to be"

 

[Nat]

James, no mum comments?

 

[daz]

I dont know what happend officer,

I put the key in, and my foot down, and all this power confused me, and I went flying for the barrier at almost 3 mph, there was no time for me to do anything.

 

[DMC]

"Porsche go back to drawing board on new GT2."

 

[daz]

New Top Gear Presenter while Richard Hammond recoveres proves to be a better driver

 

[jcremonini]

James, no mum comments?

It's not serious enough to be able to bring my mum in it

"Desperate pensioner injured after bungled bank robbery getaway ends in crash"

James.

 

[jcremonini]

"Old lady injured while attempting to overtake smooth legged young gentleman in a 997 GT3 RS - 'I was blinded by the Orangeness of the thing' , she says"

James.

 

[Marko]

"New Michelin 'Mobility Sport Cup' tyre proves to be too dangerous in wet weather testing"

 

[DMC]

"Road widening scheme in Aylesbury, poses problems.. "

 

[DMC]

Cemetery overcrowding hits desperate levels in Manchester.

 

[Marko]

"Tragedy as age limit is increased for D1 Drift competitors"

 

[DMC]

Budget metro system abandoned by council.

 

[daz]

New remapped Pensioner Scooters far to fast

 

[Marko]

"Road chaos in Bournemouth as free blue rinses announced at local hair salon"