Damon
King Kong
I was out in town the other week, and needed to 'pay a visit'
so i nipped into a nearby pub toilet.
It had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked.
So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so
I replied "Not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Err, just having a quick poo...How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
so i nipped into a nearby pub toilet.
It had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked.
So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so
I replied "Not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Err, just having a quick poo...How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
