What a fart....

[Chris]

Very crude I know,

But my mother in law is staying over, I was sat between Judi and her mum....felt a ripper coming so dropped the dude....but then a cold sweat came over me...I'd done a ripper in front of the MIL....

Silence hit the room...
but nothing was said....so I think I got away with it....

 

[Andre]

That's just the tension finding itself a way out
Had any beans/onions/jalapeno peppers or so for dinner by any chance ?

 

[Chris]

That's just the tension finding itself a way out
Had any beans/onions/jalapeno peppers or so for dinner by any chance ?

Funny you should say that....I cooked Fajitas tonight iwth Jalapeno's .....

Was really embarasing....I had to laugh it off

 

[ADJ]

Atleast she didn't leave the room mate

 

[Chris]

It was sooooo loud.....I think it's cos I sunk a bottle of wine...that made me push the bugger out....

 

[AndersH]

hehe.. was it like a trumpet or like a tuba ? haha

 

[Chris]

hehe.. was it like a trumpet or like a tuba ? haha

Baritone Tuba

 

[Klint]

Brave man indeed.

 

[skitt]

Could have been worse if you had followed through.

 

[damian]

Could have been worse if you had followed through.

He's not admitting that he actually did

 

[Chris]

Brave man indeed.

That's the thing, I didn't think about it just let rip....then had a cold sweat....

 

[Klint]

LOL!

Was it a silent but deadly?

 

[Chris]

Nope a real ripper and on Leather sofa too....

 

[Klint]

haha

I hope you pardoned yourself in front of the mother in law?

 

[ADJ]

The silent but violent ones are best. Guaranteed to empty the room in 2 secs, and you can pass the blame too

 

[Andre]

Try setting it alight next time, although the smell of burnt hair might be worse than the actual fart-smell it replaces..