Chris
Odin, Father of the North
A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately
falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,
I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that
you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt
in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna
tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately
falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,
I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that
you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt
in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna
tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
