Film Quotes

Chris

Chris

Odin, Father of the North
Be Cool...

Raji: Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality.

Elliot Wilhelm: When are you going to call me?
Chili Palmer: When your phone rings.

Sin LaSalle: Well, imagine the odds, me and my crew was just out getting' some Mongolian barbecue and we stumble across your ol' weak ass ride.
Chili Palmer: Did you leave any food in Mongolia?
 
Pulp Fiction

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.
 
Arnie:
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

Redneck:
F you, arsehole !!!


Arnie:
No, f you arsehole:evil:



G.
 
One of the films wif the best quotes are The Last Boy Scout with Bruce Willis

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody whose about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.
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Alley Thug: All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Alley Thug: Hey man, would you stop with the wife shit?
Joe Hallenbeck: Ask me how fat she is.
Alley Thug: Fuck you, man! How fat is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
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From "The Great Outdoors" Starring John Candy + Dan Ackroyd


JC cooking on b-b-q "so who's for sausages"
DA"you dont want to eat them . .there full of lips and assholes"


DA"so who want to see their Uncle Roman spend some serious cash on a kick ass speed boat"

He promtly buys a V8 inboard boat called "Suck My Wake" and takes John Candy water skiing

JC whislt being towed as ludicus speed" BASTARD ,BASTARD!!!"
DA"Whats he saying"
Kid " i think its Go Faster Go Faster"


Waiter"So how would Sir Like his steak"
JC"Just cut off its horns and wipes its ass"
 
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