Death Predictor.

[Nat]

When your going to die clicky


Nathaniel: At age 69 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

 

[scooter]

Paul: At age 89 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

 

[Sutters]

Nat that sort of happened to you in Manchetser didn't it?

 

[Nat]

Probably.... I don't remember

 

[Kurgen]

Nat, you'd be impressed with this.. lol



Rob: At age 94 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

 

[550pete]

Bina: At age 72 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.


More like at age 72 you will be living it up with the lads, drinking champagne and touring around in your Ferrari! (with step daughter Sarah driving, hehhe)

 

[DaveB]

dave: At age 79 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

 

[AndersH]

Anders: At age 43 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

 

[daz]

Daz,

At age 38 you will die from too much sheep sex, and find your self collapsed on a fluffy lamb in a field near Llandeilo.

 

[subarugirl]

Rachel: At age 27 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Ok, now Im scared cos Im 22! That only gives me another 5 years! Well 4 and a bit actually cos Ill be 23 in march.

 

[skitt]

Scott you are already dead!!!

 

[Stuart]

At age 89 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

How am I going to end up in prison at 89? Speeding perhaps?

 

[DMC]

David: At age 58 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.


or


David McCarthy: At age 89 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.