Dan the Man?? - Tuesday funny

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When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly

father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one

evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful

woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to

her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit

20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days

later, she became his stepmother.



Women are so much smarter than men.
 
Dan’s old man made sure she signed a pre-nup - she got sod all money and he enjoyed his last days!

Men are so much smarter than women ;-)
 
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